PAINT DRYING

2016  (FILM) (CONCEPT) DIRECTOR: Charlie Lynn May contain spoiler! At over 10 hours long, this is the LONGEST movie that we have ever reviewed on nEoFILM. But I need to be honest, I have only seen a 30 second clip of this strange film. But I believe that it is all that I or anyone…

W.E.

2011 DIRECTOR: Madonna May contain spoilers! Mills and Boon meets the house of Windsor. What to there to say about this. Firstly it is a shame because in many ways, Madonna's direction is actually pretty damn good. She certainly holds her own against many other directors, certainly when it comes to style but this film is…

nEoFILM ~ EPISODE 2 “THE STAR WARS”

The second episode is out of the can! The second instalment of our pilot series of video reviews is up and ready to view at your leisure NOW on YouTube or through nEoFILM right here! This episode focuses on our reaction to the news that Star Wars: Episode VIII has been moved to Christmas 2017 fro…

FAHRENHEIT 9/11

2004 DIRECTOR: Michael Moore May contain spoilers! Fahrenheit 9/11, a title derived from Ray Bradbury's dystopia book burning sci-fi novel, Fahrenheit 451, is Michael Moore's second stunt filled documentary, this takes  controversial yet award winning look at the events which led to and succeeded 9/11. Littered  with embarrassing footage of George. W. Bush and his aides as they…

SPEED RACER (2008)

2008 DIRECTOR: The Wachowski Brothers May contain spoiler! Based on the late 1960's Anime cartoon series of the same name, Speed Racer was The Wachowski Brothers attempt to bring the franchise to the big screen. After languishing in Production Hell for years, the adaptation took shape in this action packed CGI/cartoon/live-action hybrid. The problem is…

WELCOME TO nEoFILM VIDEO… EPISODE 1 “HOLIDAY IN SPAIN”

Well, here it is, right on schedule, as promised. The first episode of a pilot series of video reviews is up and ready to view at your leisure NOW on YouTube or through nEoFILM right here! This episode is a review of Holiday In Spain (1962) (Cinerama). So recap on what we have already stated:…

INTRODUCING nEoFILM’s VIDEO REVIEWS…

Premièring tomorrow on Youtube and available through the nEoFILM Blog, we are making the move into new and uncharted territory. After six years and over 700 written reviews, we are now planning to begin recording and releasing short videos, featuring reviews, lists, rants and comments, simply extending the range of nEoFILM to a new platform. Please…

GIRLHOUSE

2014 DIRECTOR: Trevor Matthews May contain spoilers! Toting itself as a "Halloween style horror flick for the digital age", the story of a house of internet web-cam girls who are stalled, tortured and murdered, live on the web, is a grotesquely unimaginative, borderline pornographic attempt to exploit the horror audience. Having a young woman wearing nothing but…

THE BRIDGE OF SAN LUIS REY

1944 DIRECTOR: Rowland V. Lee May contain spoilers! Based on the novel by Thornton Wilder, The Bridge of San Luis Rey follows the collapse of the titular ancient Inca rope bridge which claimed the lives of five travellers as they fell to their deaths into the gorge below. A monk, Father Juniper, who was passing…

THE 88th ACADEMY AWARDS ~ NOMINATIONS 2016

Sunday, 29th February will see both The Oscars and The Razzies decided on the same night. But we have already taken a look at the Razzies so here is the list of Academy Award nominations for this years grand finale to awards season... Best Picture The Big Short, Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner and Jeremy Kleiner…